Alright, listen up, all you salad-munching, tofu-loving folks out there! Let's set the record straight: humans are carnivores, and our bodies are built to chow down on meat. Let's dive into the gory details, shall we?
First up, let's talk about our digestive systems. Humans have a digestive tract that's about 5 times our body length. That's pretty darn close to your average carnivore, who clocks in at around 6 times. Now, compare that to herbivores, who have a digestive system that's a whopping 27 times their body length! That's like having a digestive tract that goes from New York to Florida. No thanks!
Next, let's check out our cecum. Humans and carnivores? Lacking. Herbivores? They've got huge or multiple stomachs. I mean, have you ever seen a cow chew its cud? It's like watching a never-ending food coma.
Now, let's talk teeth. Humans and carnivores both have pointed, cutter teeth. Perfect for tearing into a juicy steak or a fresh kill. Herbivores, on the other hand, have flat, grinder teeth. Great for chewing on plants all day, but not so great for that rare filet mignon.
Jaw motion? Humans and carnivores rock that up-and-down motion. It's all about that efficient chewing action. Herbivores? They go side-to-side. It's like they're trying to mime a lawnmower while they eat.
And finally, eating patterns. Humans and carnivores? Intermittent. We eat when we're hungry, and we stop when we're full. Herbivores? They graze continuously. It's like they're always on a never-ending picnic.
So there you have it! Humans are carnivores, and our bodies are built to eat meat.
Now, go forth and enjoy that steak dinner without any plant-based guilt!
You made me laugh out loud!! My jaws were tired just chewing on that information! Just a P.S…I read somewhere to stay away from corn and corn products…think about it…it’s what is used to fatten up those herbivores!